Don’t Forget
I think this year I will buy an extra box and donate them to orphans - nobody needs this kind of bad karma.
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Posted on September 22nd, 2009 by pdone
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Tech Support Yourself
Here is the secret to tech support:
1) Don’t Be Afraid
2) Walk around arrogantly
3) Click buttons (see below)
If you do this too you can solve 95% of your own technical problems. As for me, I’ll keep following these steps on your behalf.
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Posted on August 24th, 2009 by pdone
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Our Connected World
What have we become? Follow me on twitter and find out - @paulmdone
Posted on July 11th, 2009 by pdone
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One of Those Days
Did you ever have one of those days when you started off just fine and all heck breaks loose? You know the day, you wake up read some news online, respond to a couple of emails. Then bam! Your wife says she is pregnant, or your neighbor’s house burn down, your kid gets accepted to [...]
Posted on May 22nd, 2009 by pdone
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Change
“If you don’t like change, you’re going to like irrelevance even less.” - General Eric Shinseki
More management quotes at http://pauldone.com/2/?xcbgqh
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Posted on May 2nd, 2009 by pdone
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I Can’t Spend 20 Million Dollars
I am having a difficult time spending $USD 20 million dollars. I have created a spreadsheet describing the important things to use this money on, but I still have a balance that remains. My goal is to spend the entire amount in 6 months that does not produce a moral hazard, and ensures that a [...]
Posted on March 29th, 2009 by pdone
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CIA, FBI & LAPD
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all [...]
Posted on March 22nd, 2009 by pdone
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Sobering Thought
Only a person in Texas could think of this.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the
bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot [...]
Posted on March 20th, 2009 by pdone
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GENIUS: Drilling a Lock
One of my assets (or character flaws) is that I think I am a genius. Today I showed both sides. In terms of background I dropped off my wife today at the airport to travel overseas for a couple of days. This leaves me leading the home and managing every one of the daily activities.
No [...]
Posted on February 25th, 2009 by pdone
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Creep Out Your Roommate
Kind of makes me wish I had roommates sometimes:
6) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if they knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
5) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you’re doing so, look at [...]
Posted on February 20th, 2009 by pdone
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